A banker, a school teacher, a Tory MP and a Daily Mail reader are sat around a table.
In front of them is a plate, on which there are ten biscuits.
The banker scoffs nine of the biscuits, then the Tory turns to the Daily Mail reader and whispers in his ear, "Watch out - that teacher is after your biscuit."
With thanks to Simon Colbeck and Nora McQuaid via Facebook)
Nora also offers this quote:
"Unions: the people who brought you the weekend. And capped working hours. And employment rights and protections. And fair wages. And pensions. And ended child labour. What a bunch of greedy bastards." - Priyamvada Gopal
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